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[Isabeau Adela]

I would first like to start things off by saying that someone should really tell Stephenie Meyer that Richard Simmons has been calling. He wants his gay back, pronto. Pronto. It looks like an incorrect spelling of 'porn'. 8'D Anyway. My name is LiLi, and no it isn't pronounced 'Lilly'. It is LEE-LEE. o: Like if I were Asian! Except I'm not Asian. BUT IF I WERE~ I would really fuckin' fail, 'cause I hate Anime. It sucks worse than an underage whore.

I am nineteen, and I am finally learning how to stick up for myself.

I stand at 5' AND A QUARTER. AND YES, A QUARTER DOES MAKE A DIFFERENCE. I am not straight, gay, bi, transexual, pansexual or anything of the like. I simply like people. Douchebags, dicks, assholes and whores don't qualify as people in my world, so if you are one~ I will promptly let you know. I don't care much what people think of me and I would rather enjoy a game of Marco Polo in the clothing section of WalMart... Rammstein-style, of course. RICHARDLOOKSBETTERWITHSHORTHAIR. Moving on. I have more dresses than Paris Hilton has crabs, and a bow to match each. I own one pair of pants, and only wear them when I am working. I live on a farm. We do vegetables.

I am a gamer girl and enjoy action flicks more than a sappy love story. I am ready for a zombie apocalypse, which I think would be rather rad because how can you go wrong with being a BAMF and killing things? While I may not be able to get jiggy with it, I am the kind of girl who likes to headbang, rave, swing my hips and sing my heart out. I dance and sing with my broom/mop when I clean.

Despite wearing my heart on my sleeve, I am determined to keep my feelings of that sort to myself. For the most part, I am your typical sweet girl. I love making people happy and seeing people smile~ more often than not, I will put another person's happiness before my own. I smile at strangers, hoping to make their day. I believe that someday, somehow, I will make a difference.

I want to be someone's world.

Random advice:

If ever faced with a group of obnoxious, squealing and over all idiotic teenage girls, throw a picture of Robert Faggotson at them.
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE.

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[micah]

LiLi!! <33 YOU'RE SO PRETTY!

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[Isabeau Adela]

Thank youuu~! ^////^

YOU'RE WAY PRETTY TOO. D8< And you remind me of someone that I went to school with. o.o I thought you were her, because you have the same name and everything... XDDD

[hayley]

=O really?! What school? I mean, you never knoooooow lol.
Omg, I feel the need to compete with you on this thing, so Ima make mine pretteh!

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[Kamiya]

ESM! o: